The Siege Guild Rock

By George

The King called for war down Pennsic way.

Troops came a running from miles away.

A special call to the new Siege Guild,

Bring as many engines as they could build.

      

Let's rock, everybody lets rock

Everybody in Atlantia,

      was calling for the siege guild rock

 

Jonathas brought his tiny trebuchet, 

was killin' Trimerians from a mile away.

Ballista bolts were goin' crash boom bang,

another sqad killed by Mungo's gang.

 

    Let's rock, load s'more rocks,  

Everybody in the whole Siege Guild,

   was killing with some big ol' rocks.  

 

Lord Marcellus said to L Belphoebe,

"Your the cutest sieger I ever did see.

I sure would be delighted with your company,

come rain some Havoc with me."

 

One lone crew all out of hope,

Their new ballista rope just done broke.

What’s the matter "Didn't bring a spare?   

If you cant find another then use your hair." 

 

The sun was a settin' on that long day,

Ammo almost gone, West chased away. 

Can't wait for another call of the King,

So can give another ASSWHIp'ing.

 

      They were crashin, smashin dashing trashin,

      Killing with some big ol' rocks.

      They were crashin, smashin dashing trashin,

      Killing with some big ol' rocks!