Everything I Need to Know about Pennsic, I Learned Camping with Fallen from Grace

Compiled by Catalina dell'Acqua and Delfina the Mad after Pennsic War XXX.

  1. Lack of preparation on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.
  2. Rushing Marcellus when he is holding a weapon is a BAD idea.
  3. Leaving the coffee pot empty in the morning could lead to serious bodily harm.
  4. Pissing off the Brute Squad is a BAD thing to do.
  5. If something of yours is missing, check first with the gypsy.
  6. Giving a blindfolded knight a cane and aiming him at a piñata is NEVER a good idea.
  7. Goose coughs VERY loudly.
  8. Always watch out for the Known World's Largest Drunk Trap.
  9. Godzilla Spit should always be followed immediately by a loaf of bread and a gallon of water.
  10. Thomas Lyon's head defies all laws regarding Physics and their application to Anatomy.
  11. The Classic Swimming Hole can and will cause blindness if viewed without beer goggles.
  12. Everything is uglier in the morning.
  13. Rushing Mom/Belphoebe when she has a case of daggers is a sure way to become a pin cushion.
  14. When dealing with mundanes, the correct answer is always, "Yes, yes, we are in a play."
  15. Taking something without getting caught is easier than returning it without getting caught.
  16. AND THEN???? NO AND THEN!!!!!
  17. A pool in camp makes life much better.
  18. Godzilla humping the dayshade does not mean more dayshades. They need privacy for that.
  19. Febreeze™ is a God-sent invention, especially at the end of the week.
  20. Wet leather will mold. Plan accordingly.
  21. Some people like whips.
  22. "E" is for Evil...
  23. Unless you REALLY want offspring, don't go looking for the fertility rite.
  24. Sometimes it is acceptable to ignore people.
  25. Kilts are flammable.
  26. Scaring the mundanes at Walmart is an acceptable sport.
  27. Ants are capable of finding the tiniest holes to invade your space.
  28. Mundanes find it amusing to stop and take pictures. Accept this fact, and moon them whenever possible.
  29. There are only two ways to sleep through the honking trucks. Ear plugs and alcohol.