You Might Be Fallen from Grace If…

Compiled by Delfina the Mad with contributions from most of the Household.

  1. When you go to pull something out of your pouch or coat, and everyone runs.
  2. When someone says "That Godforsaken Gypsy," and you know who they mean
  3. When you find yourself drawn to shiny objects
  4. If you've ever voluntarily tested a weapon for pain
  5. Scaring mundanes is not a past time..it's a way of life
  6. You know better than to question Cosimo
  7. You respond to the name "thug"
  8. You understand "Oh no.....how can this beeeeeeeee.."
  9. You've mastered "plays well with others," but not in the way most would think
  10. You've left other camps in utter confusion
  11. You've left people in utter confusion
  12. You drool over Darkwood more than chocolate
  13. You consider a trebuchet an investment in the future
  14. Short sword...can't leave home without it.
  15. You're not sure if royals really like you, or if they're just scared.
  16. You have the ability to garb or arm anyone from the trunk of your car
  17. The waitress understands your need for more straws and brings you a pile even before you order.
  18. "Looks can be deceiving."
  19. You feel the compulsion to take a crossbow and go "Duke Season" "Baron Season.....wabbit season!!!"
  20. If you've ever yelled "I have a birthday cake and I'm not afraid to use it!" And people cower.
  21. You understand the power behind Godzilla spit
  22. You've ever yelled "Not in the face!!" at a party.
  23. You view "flammable" as a challenge
  24. You put Mcguyver to shame
  25. You've ever confounded a scribe
  26. You've think of the fire pit as a suitable sleeping place
  27. You understand exactly why she is "Delfina The Mad"
  28. You know how to deal with a plague of Yoshi
  29. You've ever rescued a smelly old bear from a trash heap
  30. You've ever started a weapon, or fighting tactic trend in another barony or kingdom
  31. You've seen the ugly side of tai chi
  32. You've noticed the parallel between button man = crack dealer
  33. You've ever made a complete outfit of garb in 24 hours
  34. You know the difference between good mead, bad mead..and REALLY BAD MEAD
  35. You've made Santa Claus blush
  36. Some people swear that certain body parts of yours defy all laws of anatomy and the physics applied therein.
  37. You go to the Ren Faire to go bad garb spotting.
  38. Gold lame is the scariest thing you've ever seen
  39. You think buckler qualifies as a food group for certain individuals.
  40. You have more garb than mundane clothes and/or your garb wardrobe is nicer than your mundane one.
  41. You produce more, better liquor than the corner Beer/Wine/Deli or package store.
  42. You have ever knowingly corrupted someone.
  43. You don't consider your day complete unless you have been EVIL at least once.
  44. You take pride in scaring people.
  45. You have ever used "ARRRR..." in a sentence.
  46. You refer to brains as "tater tots."
  47. You understand the need for a rousing knife fight.
  48. You fear the Spanish Inquisition...
  49. You improv lyrics to a song at a moments notice...
  50. You bring new meaning to the song "I am the Walrus." (koo koo kachoo)
  51. You consider duct tape a necessary child-rearing tool.
  52. You consider being called "Atlantian thug!!" a compliment.
  53. You believe the concertina is an instrument of the Devil.
  54. You take pride in making silly lists like this.