Rules of Fallen from Grace

Compiled by Catalina dell'Acqua and Delfina the Mad.

Obligatory disclaimer: All resemblence to persons living or dead is entirely intended. Any offense taken by such persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.

  1. Rois, Catalina and Delfina are not ON the Brute Squad. They ARE the Brute Squad.
  2. Always leave a COLD coke for the breakfast cook.
  3. Never leave the coffee pot empty in the morning.
  4. Never follow the sound of a whip.
  5. Don't touch the mystery substance in the port-a-castle.
  6. Don't pet the gypsies. They will follow you home, and we already have one.
  7. Do not sleep in the fire pit.
  8. Never hold a piñata unless you are in full armor.
  9. The only designated hours are Beer O'Clock and O'Dark Thirty.
  10. Never question Cosimo's melee tactics.
  11. If you are going to visit the Tuchux, you will be going alone.
  12. We do NOT have a ladder.
  13. When raiding other camps, gypsy switches are best.
  14. NOT THE FACE!!!
  15. Beware the women of the camp, for they are sharp witted and will attack you with daggers.
  16. Carlos = Walrus. Always. End of story.
  17. Remember to feed the troll.
  18. Babies are NOT soft parry devices. Unless they are wrapped in duct tape.
  19. Godzilla must be protected at all costs.
  20. "E" is for EVIL...
  21. No challenge shall go unanswered.
  22. If you get caught raiding another camp, YOU do not know US.
  23. If you get caught raiding another camp, WE do not know YOU.
  24. When all else fails, contact the Brute Squad.