10. Well . . . There was alcohol involved . . .
9. Get the helmet! Get the Camera!
8. I'm not gay! This bellydancer just fell into my lap!
7. Just say no to white belly contests
6. Never say no to lingonberry mead
5. I feel pretty . . . Oh, so pretty . . .
4. "Where are you from?" "I can't remember!"
3. Spank him, Greta, spank him!
2. Dear John, I smell coffee. You're on your own . . .
And the number one phrase heard at FFG . . .
1. The only bruises I got this war were from my bed